| Final Rank | Team Name | Winner's Bracket Wins | Loser's Bracket Wins |
| 1 | Pure Filth | 6 | 0 |
| 2 | Electric Feel Your Mom | 4 | 1 |
| 3 | Team Beirut | 3 | 2 |
| 4 | G'd Up | 3 | 1 |
| 5 | Yugoslavian Pancakes | 2 | 2 |
| That's What She Said | 0 | 5 |
| 7 | Taco Or Burrito- What's In Your Speedo? | 1 | 3 |
| Team Cerveza | 1 | 3 |
| 9 | Wet Bandits | 2 | 0 |
| 50% | 2 | 0 |
| Siffarms | 2 | 0 |
| O Hot Damn | 0 | 3 |
| 13 | JT Money | 1 | 1 |
| Cherries On Top | 1 | 1 |
| Double Penetration | 0 | 2 |
| Lil Tokyo | 0 | 2 |
| 17 | Testie-Tossers | 0 | 1 |
| 82 Inches | 1 | 0 |
| Muffin Stuffers | 0 | 1 |
| Red Trolley | 0 | 1 |
| Rim Job | 0 | 1 |
| Chicks Frat Beer | 1 | 0 |
| Bitch Betta Have My Chicken | 1 | 0 |
| The Cocksmen | 1 | 0 |
| 25 | Notorious V.A.G. | 0 | 0 |
| Iputitinyourmom.com | 0 | 0 |
| Fat Somalians | 0 | 0 |
| Team New England | 0 | 0 |
| Boats & Hoes | 0 | 0 |
| Can You Smell What Barack Is Cookin? | 0 | 0 |
| Team Delicious | 0 | 0 |
| Aryan Affiliation | 0 | 0 |