POPS IS AWSOME!!! PLEASE READ!!

1. Ron is not allowed to shoot a triple, if he does bpong has ruled that the shot will not count and will be a reshoot by mike pop only

2. Ron has to wear the new smashing time tshirt approved by me. Smashing time featuring Mike Pop Smashing Time MVP

3. Ron must sleep outside of my hotel door, he will not be permitted to enter without my permission. Dogs belong outside

4 under no circumstance will ron run up to my hotel room between games and jack off to gay porn to psych himself up for the next match

5. Ron must be taken to the carwash at least once a day to get pressure hosed so I dont have to be near his shit stained underwear, and his body to be soaked in bleach so his white t shirts stop turning yellow

6 ron will give me his 25 k and I will give him a 500 dollar per month allowance to spend over the next 4 years so it doesnt go to poker stars or some other retard idea he has going on in that rotted brain of his

7 ron will go to counseling for his obsession with me and lying 247

8 Ron will not text me more than 2 twice per day, and every text must begin saying Mike Pop worlds greatest beer pong player and the one who feeds my family

9 Ron will change his text signature to mike pops bitch

10. Ron failure to comply in any of the aforementioned demands will result in me beating you to death in your sleep, so sleep with one eye open bitch, cause some long vegas nights are ahead of you.

Mike Pop
Smashing Time MVP

Ron Hamilton
Mike Pop shadow