Peter is the World's Best
Submitted by gkrawchuk on Mon, 05/18/2009 - 19:45.
The title says it all.
League MVP = Peter
Best Shooting Percentage = Peter
1st Place Team = Peter
The guy is a machine!! There is such a huge gap between Peter (the best player in the world) and a socal runner up. There's a closer gap between being ranked 2nd and 20th than 1st and 2nd. Mike, Bryan, Dustin and I are lucky you don't play in a lot of the tourney's because you win most of them. The Cocksmen streak only had to face Peter once and Peter went from shooting 90% agianst Pure Filth to 50% against us. Shocking, considering the last 6 times we've played him in league he averages about 86% (Do the math Peter). One last thing, I love you.
If loving Peter is wrong, I don't want to be right.



GarBear
"I want to be Peter's right hand"- Gary
"Why so you can touch his dick?"- Kerrie and Kendon at the same time
NOPE
I didn't say that. Noticing the bandage on Peter's left hand I said, "I wish it was Peter's right hand." Then maybe he would play beer pong like the rest of us mortals. Peter sits on the top of a golden mountain looking down at us, laughing at our feable attempts to match his brilliance. I'm embarrased to say i play beer pong around him...Peter play's beer pong, we all just fail miserably.
Can we remember that Mike
Can we remember that Mike doesn't drink at league, so we really don't know if peter is the best. I think mike can take him down. MIke has a gifted arm that throws lighting bolts into cups. Mike is the best cause only talented players talk in third person