Scarlet Lady
Submitted by Peter on Thu, 05/03/2007 - 09:50.
It's always a good time to play - no matter the time or day. So in that respect- I'm glad the Scarlet Lady is accommodating with these Wednesday night tourneys. Tonight was one of those nights though where the tournament just dragged on and on. You really don't expect to have to be somewhere for 5 hours and only play 4 games. Regardless, the night had it's highlights...
- Katie and I having 7 cups on the table when Tyler/Grant hit the last cup (after a 6 cup run) - only to fall just short of redemption by hitting 5 straight cups.
- Grant/Tyler hitting 9 cups in a row to shut out the Braves Sox in the final... leaving all ten cups on the table



Waterkotte on fire
Yeah, the night definitely had it's ups and downs, but one thing is for certain... Grant is legit. If Grant pairs up with someone who can play, he'll definitely be making a run for the money in El Segundo next month.
Waterkotte
Mrs. Rusch better be on the lookout. Waterkotte was seeing half of next year's World Series winnings in his account could the situation work out for her to release her partner to the highest bidder.
woh woh woh
we're still on for el guapo though right?
El Guapo Title Defense
Of course we're still on for El Guapo. We have a title to defend. We have honor to uphold. We have red dress wearing whores to make fun of. We have empty cups to use to distract the "we have friends complaining on the sides that using empty cups to distract is illegal, while having a large girlfriend shake the deck floor is ok, or me putting both hands on the table and then shaking it by letting go as the other team shoots is ok, or having a I'm-going-to-wear-a-red-dress-at-one-in-the-afternoon whore friend be rude and obnoxious is ok, or having said red dress wearing whore physically attack the other team when called out as being a red dress wearing whore is ok, or having the whore friend of the red dress wearing whore throw her shoe at the other team is ok" other team. We have a 4 overtime game to reenact. We have crazy formation guy to beat. And most of all, we have videos to take of Tyler unknowingly eating beans, and then reacting like a two year old who just ate some poop.
POOP
Some kids like poop. "Kids are stupid." But you're right. His face was priceless.
Beans are disgusting
end of story
Waterkotte on Fire
"If Grant pairs up with someone who can play, he'll definitely be making a run for the money in El Segundo"
Tyler, go fuck yourself
Sensitive Much?
Leave it to Seltzer to assume I was implying that he couldn't play... I honestly wasn't.
BUT...
I haven't seen you out in a few weeks. Grant's ready to make a run for the gold... are you?
Wait... what am I talking about. Last thing Fred and I need is more competition. Don't you have law school stuff to prepare for?
Game on
Partner, don't sweat it. I just had a good night. Let's kick ass at the 6/2 tourney and put all doubts concerning our skills behind us.