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Only Boobies Should Bounce
Submitted by broxtonsaito on Tue, 08/14/2007 - 20:39.
I can appreciate a good stab at trying to get people to drink their beer, but there is a more important crusade that must be undertaken.
I can appreciate a skill bouncer who aims at a cup and can bounce it in - even on the last cup. I cannot tolerate someone who bounces solely for the bitch roll.
Stop being a bitch, and stop bouncing for a bitch roll. That's my complaint.
I Agree
I can second you on that one
Boo Hoo Dodger Fan
Sounds like some one woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Or maybe BroxtonSaito just opened up the newspaper and saw the Dodgers were 6 1/2 games back.
But I do agree that bouncing for the bitch roll is weak, but so is purposefully spilling water on the table to effect a bouncers shot, or having your 300 lb girlfriend jump up and down during the other teams shot. Like it or not, bush league play will always be a part of beer pong and those are still my favorite teams to play. Any one can hit a cup, but can you hit a cup with a cock and balls out on the table. Now that takes skill.
gilesgiles
Where do these San Diego people come from? I at least like to see Brian's back on the roids - though Marcus needs to take a clue...
LOVE THE NAME
First of all I love the name, haha. Second, I learned to play the game with bounce, but since the world series I decided to change it to direct since those tables are not the best for bouncing. The best way to avoid one of those lucky shots is to play some intense defense and slap that shit as soon as it hits the cup. As for Maxipads the Dodger hater he or she just needs to shut the fuck up, haha. But, if anything should be bouncing at the beer pong table it should be Katie's titties. =)
Well shucks
Now your just trying to sweet talk me aren't ya
OF COURSE
How am I doing?
Defense
A good bounce is almost impossible to play defense on - unless you can swipe your hand across the top of all of the cups without knocking one over. Regardless, it's good to hear that you're going to a direct shot.
As for Mr. I-think-about-Tony-Gynn-when-I-masturbate Guy, we should just let him gloat about being in the wild card lead. I would comment on the Tamponres' powerful offense, but Los Doyers aren't exactly intimidating anyone right now.